Karl was pretty sure this outfit would score big with the ladies at Bang tonight. He tried the rockabilly look last weekend and didn't have much luck. But girls like that wimpy Jason Mrazish, maybe gay, maybe not thing, don't they?
Mark Steadley has been rejected by three different recruiting offices in three different cities, but he'll keep trying. In his opinion, Marfan Syndrome can be overcome.
His name is Egbert. He is X-Amish. His parents were little people. They died in the floods of '87. Shortly after he left the Amish and moved to Florida where he turned tricks for cash.
Now he writes poetry and reads it to audiences of thousands in Europe's super clubs. He single handedly changed party culture from endless nights of mind numbing trance to evenings of contemplation. All his poems are about rabbits, and it is OK if a DJ plays the odd beat at certain points in the poems. Euro-hipsters orgy before his stanzas.
He single handedly destroyed DJ Tiesto, who is now teaching banjo lessons in Tahiti.
Both friends and enemies call him Birdy. Birdy's getting out of the joint first thing tomorrow morning.
Birdy did anything he could to stay alive during the past five years. A convicted computer hacker, Birdy prefers working with Macs but realizes he needs to broaden his horizons and consider expanding to using Windows.
INT. PRISON CELL - NIGHT
Birdy rubs the lenses of his glasses with his shirt...
TEABAG Something's wrong. I can smell it.
BIRDY No way Facetia would fuck you over. Not you.
Birdy replaces his glasses over his eyes.
TEABAG I haven't heard from her in over a week.
BIRDY You will... You will.
Teabag snatches the polaroid of Facetia off his wall.
TEABAG I know. First thing tomorrow, you're gonna find her and get her on the phone.
BIRDY But I'm not going to Vegas... I'm going home.
Robert Evans as a teenager.
ReplyDeleteFriedrich was the model for Edvard Munch's "The Scream". Then he went on to be Europes most famous post WW II hand model.
ReplyDeleteKarl was pretty sure this outfit would score big with the ladies at Bang tonight. He tried the rockabilly look last weekend and didn't have much luck. But girls like that wimpy Jason Mrazish, maybe gay, maybe not thing, don't they?
ReplyDeleteMark Steadley has been rejected by three different recruiting offices in three different cities, but he'll keep trying. In his opinion, Marfan Syndrome can be overcome.
ReplyDeleteSean raided his sister's drawers to come up with the right outfit for this party.
ReplyDeleteAnd bliss! It worked.
Mystery Man loves him.
(They're registered at Pottery Barn.)
His name is Egbert. He is X-Amish. His parents were little people. They died in the floods of '87. Shortly after he left the Amish and moved to Florida where he turned tricks for cash.
ReplyDeleteNow he writes poetry and reads it to audiences of thousands in Europe's super clubs. He single handedly changed party culture from endless nights of mind numbing trance to evenings of contemplation. All his poems are about rabbits, and it is OK if a DJ plays the odd beat at certain points in the poems. Euro-hipsters orgy before his stanzas.
He single handedly destroyed DJ Tiesto, who is now teaching banjo lessons in Tahiti.
Both friends and enemies call him Birdy. Birdy's getting out of the joint first thing tomorrow morning.
ReplyDeleteBirdy did anything he could to stay alive during the past five years. A convicted computer hacker, Birdy prefers working with Macs but realizes he needs to broaden his horizons and consider expanding to using Windows.
INT. PRISON CELL - NIGHT
Birdy rubs the lenses of his glasses with his shirt...
TEABAG
Something's wrong. I can
smell it.
BIRDY
No way Facetia would fuck
you over. Not you.
Birdy replaces his glasses over his eyes.
TEABAG
I haven't heard from her
in over a week.
BIRDY
You will... You will.
Teabag snatches the polaroid of Facetia off his wall.
TEABAG
I know. First thing
tomorrow, you're gonna
find her and get her
on the phone.
BIRDY
But I'm not going to
Vegas... I'm going
home.
Teabag squishes Birdy's cheeks together.
TEABAG
Does the word, deliverance
ring a bell?
BIRDY
Please Teabag.
Teabag shoves the polaroid into Birdy's mouth.
TEABAG
First thing tomorrow.
Unk
Poor Teabag, having to resort to relying on Birdy to do his dirty work.
ReplyDeleteCan Birdy stand up to Paco? Will Facetia switch from Krispy Kremes to Karrot Stix?
Tune in next week and find out.