Thursday, November 06, 2008

First Look at Mystery Man!


Hello, all you brilliant readers,

Above you'll find the world’s very first photo of ME!

This image was taken for the contributor’s page in conjunction with my very first article
in SCRIPT MAGAZINE! Yeah, baby! I’m quite proud to have tackled the very taboo topic of Sex & Screenwriting!

Like me, the article is HOT-HOT-HOT! Hehehe

Part Two will become available on the website very soon, I’m sure. Pick a copy up. Let me know what you think.

-MM

19 comments:

Sabina E. said...

lookin' good! lol

Matt said...

I don't want to be mean, but you're looking a little leathery there, MM...

Congrats on the article! Can't wait to pick up the Magazine.

Anonymous said...

Square toes? A bit disappointing...

Mystery Man said...

Deaf - BWAAH HA HA HA! I love you, honey. I really do.

Matt - Hey, Matt. I don't care how leathery I look. I'm so relieved to finally be able to show a little bit of myself to my readers. This post is SUCH a relief to me in ways you don't even realize. Hope you're well.

Anon - Are you kidding? This is the ONLY way to go. Hehehe... Hope you're well. Thanks for the comment.

-MM

Laura Deerfield said...

seriously fabulous shoes

Mystery Man said...

Laura - I love you, honey, I really do. Will read your post and respond shortly, I promise.

-MM

Joshua James said...

you rock, dude.

Emily Blake said...

Them's some very shiny shoes.

Sabina E. said...

MM, I am sorry to report that I don't love you back, my love is reserved for my cat :-P

Anonymous said...

"I love you, honey. I really do" when stated so generically, and often, means nothing MM. You either need to come back to earth or stop drinking red cordial. I like your writing a bunch but when your write this kind of 'stand in front of the photocopier stuff' I cringe. Susan is leaving the building.

Karim said...

Elegant! I thought you'd wear, like, white adidas shoes.

Unknown said...

my. what big feet you have...

Anonymous said...

look very closely at the shoes. You can see a reflection of his face!!!! lol

Anonymous said...

Man, those are some cruel shoes.

Anonymous said...

Congrats on the article!

And I've figured out who you are MM. I enlarged your photo in PhotoShop and using several highly advanced settings I brought up the reflection of your face in those snazzy shoes. But don't worry...I'll never tell. :)

Carl S said...

Hey! I can see your reflection in those shoes!

Anonymous said...

I hope that you got those shoes from a dude that you had to kill because he didn´t look you right. Or from another corpse. But no man can have those shoes and be willing to stay alive.

It looks like a Seinfeld episode. "the shoes" George constanza finds a pair of shoes in the subway...

Mystery Man said...

Thanks, guys!

crossword said...

MM - just got done reading part-2 via the magazine's website. Great stuff too.

Regarding your question...

Q -- examples of a character's asexuality being a source of conflict?

A - would not "When Harry Met Sally..." (1989) apply?

I can also imagine a ton of other movies where a famous asexual protag is confronted by the subject and tension arises... I can't think of specifics right now but Insp. Jacques Clouseau, Mr. Bean, Cantinflas or Mr. Hulot MUST have been confronted in older movies where sexual tension just wasn't allowed to materialize.

But I enjoyed part-2 because I felt I was feasting on scraps and they fire the imagination just as much as the lengthier part-1. Also enjoyed the Kubrick piece which was food-for-thought.

Thanks!